Florida Keys Pizza Spots Reviewed by Dave Portnoy
There’s no shortage of great places to grab a bite while road-tripping through The Florida Keys, and pizza has earned its own spot on the itinerary.
Barstool Sports founder and pizza reviewer Dave Portnoy has made several stops throughout the island chain, sampling local pies and sharing his scores and reactions with viewers online.
From neighborhood favorites to laid-back Keys stops, his reviews have taken him from Key West through the Middle and Upper Keys. Whether you follow his scoring system closely or simply love trying a new pizza spot, his Florida Keys reviews offer a fun starting point for your own taste test.
Here’s a look at the Florida Keys restaurants Portnoy has reviewed and the scores he gave each one.
Coast to Coast Pizza Company
Score: 7.7
Coast to Coast Pizza Company landed one of Portnoy’s highest Florida Keys scores. During the review, he described the pizza as “good, quality football pizza.”
If your Florida Keys drive takes you through Marathon, this is one of the higher-scoring stops on his list. They also have a location in Key Largo.
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KRUST Pizza & Pies
Score: 7.7
KRUST Pizza & Pies matched the top score on Portnoy’s Florida Keys list with a 7.7.
His review highlighted both the pizza and the restaurant’s small, family-run setting, making it another notable stop for pizza fans traveling through the Upper Keys.
Seaside Cafe at the Mansion
Score: 7.4
Key West brought another strong score when Portnoy stopped at Seaside Cafe at the Mansion.
He gave the pizza a 7.4 and described it as the “real deal,” putting it among the higher-scoring Florida Keys pizzas he reviewed.
Mr. Z’s
Score: 7.1
Another Key West stop, Mr. Z’s received a 7.1 during Portnoy’s review.
For travelers exploring Key West’s food scene, it’s another pizza stop to add to the list and compare for yourself.
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South Island Pizza
Score: 7.1
South Island Pizza also earned a 7.1, making it one of the higher-scoring stops on Portnoy’s Florida Keys pizza tour.
Its Islamorada location makes it an easy contender for anyone putting together a food-focused drive through the Upper Keys.
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Islamorada Pizza Co.
Score: 6.8
Portnoy gave Islamorada Pizza Co. a 6.8 during his visit. Islamorada Pizza Co. is located at Three Waters Resort.
With several pizza stops appearing in Islamorada alone, visitors can easily turn a day in the area into their own mini pizza crawl.
Whistle Stop Pub / Stone Oven Pizzeria
Score: 6.8
Whistle Stop Pub and Stone Oven Pizzeria also received a 6.8.
It’s another stop on Portnoy’s growing list of Upper Keys reviews and another chance for visitors to decide how their own score compares.
Driftwood Pizza, Pasta & Subs
Score: 6.7
Back in Marathon, Driftwood Pizza, Pasta & Subs received a 6.7.
For travelers making their way along the Overseas Highway, it’s another easy excuse to take a break from the drive and sample a local pie.
No Name Pub
Score: 3.8
At No Name Pub is one of those Florida Keys spots where the experience goes well beyond the pizza.
Known for its laid-back atmosphere, cold drinks, casual pub fare and one-of-a-kind Keys character, the longtime Big Pine Key hangout has become a destination in its own right. During his visit, Portnoy gave the pizza a 3.8, but the setting and personality of the pub were a big part of the stop and the place itself scored a 9.7 with Portnoy stating "...you have to, have to go."
So go for the history and quirky atmosphere, grab a drink and something from the menu, and decide for yourself what makes this iconic Lower Keys spot worth the detour.
Create Your Own Florida Keys Pizza Scorecard
Pizza is personal, so make your own call. Use this simple rubric at each stop and see how your score compares.
| Category | What to Judge | Score |
|---|---|---|
| Crust | Crispness, chew, texture and overall bake | ___ / 2 |
| Sauce | Flavor, seasoning and balance | ___ / 2 |
| Cheese | Melt, flavor and cheese-to-sauce ratio | ___ / 2 |
| Toppings | Quality, freshness and how well they work together | ___ / 2 |
| Overall Bite | Would you order it again? | ___ / 2 |
| TOTAL | ___ / 10 |
Bonus Keys Points
Because pizza in The Florida Keys is about more than just the slice:
| Bonus Category | Score |
|---|---|
| Atmosphere & Vibe | ___ / 5 |
| Drinks & Extras | ___ / 5 |
| Worth the Stop? | ___ / 5 |
Now compare your score with Portnoy’s and see where you agree or disagree!